We’re goin’ on a water bear hunt
(We’re goin’ on a water bear hunt)
We’re going to catch a big one,
(We’re going to catch a big one,) I’m not scared
(I’m not scared)
What a beautiful day!
(What a beautiful day!)
Uh-uh!
The wheel animalcule
Twin buzz sawed filter feeder
Oh no!
We’ve got to hunt some more!
Uh-uh!
A Diatom!
A glass animalcule
A microscopic spaceship glider
Oh no!
We’ve got to hunt some more!
Uh-uh!
A Paramecium!
A slipper animalcule
An invisible darter
Oh no!
We’ve got to hunt some more!
Uh-uh!
A Hydra!
The immortal and ageless animalcule
A tiny tentacled stinger
Oh no!
We’ve got to hunt some more!
Uh-uh!
WHAT’S THAT!
Short, plump, and fat
Four pairs of legs with sharp sharp claws
Cryptobiotic, space surviver, and the most resilient animal of all
IT’S A WATER BEAR!